Lately been having some stress, you people obviously knew that already.
But someone has not made anything easier. I figured that by now this blog is being read by some people from the uni, so I won't specify who. But it doesn't matter, they would know too, who I am referring to, because this person is the only one in the PBSM board who speaks Martian. Heck, he's the only one who speaks Martian in this whole world. It's a wonder the FBI X-File team has not knocked on our door to bring him to the labs for study.
I guess it's not any fault of his being born and brought up on earth but not able to speak any human language. The Martian hereditary features must be so strong in him that he never learnt to talk "Earthling" language, or body language. This causes problems when you tell him something, trying your utmost best to use the simplest words so that he understands. Then you ask him if he understands. He SAYS he does, but later you get a phone call from your boss because he told the boss the wrong information then you yourself kena diu. Then you tell boss what happened, then boss go and diu him.
This Martian doesn't think like a human being either. He looks perfectly normal, just like your regular homo sapiens, but mebbe the internal stuff is all jumbled up, y'know. You try to make him understand something that would make his life easier, which in turn also makes our lives easier, and he goes, "Saya tau, tapi [insert stupid Martian ramblings]" Sometimes you wanna tear your hair out wishing that BESTA has a model that supports Martian Language. Then probably you can get your message across. This Martian obviously is not adapting to Earth conditions and also the mentality of Earthlings.
I wish my notice of lost and found has reached Mars. His relatives seriously needs to come around and bring him back.
But someone has not made anything easier. I figured that by now this blog is being read by some people from the uni, so I won't specify who. But it doesn't matter, they would know too, who I am referring to, because this person is the only one in the PBSM board who speaks Martian. Heck, he's the only one who speaks Martian in this whole world. It's a wonder the FBI X-File team has not knocked on our door to bring him to the labs for study.
I guess it's not any fault of his being born and brought up on earth but not able to speak any human language. The Martian hereditary features must be so strong in him that he never learnt to talk "Earthling" language, or body language. This causes problems when you tell him something, trying your utmost best to use the simplest words so that he understands. Then you ask him if he understands. He SAYS he does, but later you get a phone call from your boss because he told the boss the wrong information then you yourself kena diu. Then you tell boss what happened, then boss go and diu him.
This Martian doesn't think like a human being either. He looks perfectly normal, just like your regular homo sapiens, but mebbe the internal stuff is all jumbled up, y'know. You try to make him understand something that would make his life easier, which in turn also makes our lives easier, and he goes, "Saya tau, tapi [insert stupid Martian ramblings]" Sometimes you wanna tear your hair out wishing that BESTA has a model that supports Martian Language. Then probably you can get your message across. This Martian obviously is not adapting to Earth conditions and also the mentality of Earthlings.
I wish my notice of lost and found has reached Mars. His relatives seriously needs to come around and bring him back.
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