Jun had her finger snapping idiot. I had this one idiot during all my exams. Except he doesn't snap his fingers. He annoys me by clearing his throat all the time.
We are usually clustered with our own coursemates during the exams. And we sit according to our matric numbers. And this annoying little man always sits behind me. I am fucking pissed at him. It's like he has a permanent sore throat or something. He has to fucking clear his throat every 5 minutes or so.
It's not as if I study damn lot and am able to answer all of those questions, but the thing is, he is fucking distracting me thinking up things to goreng. And not to say I have pet peeves. I hate people clearing their throats for no apparent reason. One of my uncles [he's an asshole] always does that, and my sister does that too. It's fucking annoying.
It took me a lot of self-control to not turn around and twist his head off shouting "shut the fuck up already!" while the exam is going on.
It didn't help that I couldn't understand a single question from my favourite lecturer. The notes were given in English, but the questions were in Malay. And I answered whatever I could in English. The rest I left them blank. Screw it.
During one of the papers I came up with a list called, "Men I'll Never Date/Marry."
Here goes:
1) Fidgety men.
2) Panicky men.
3) Sissy men.
4) Clears throat too many fucking times.
5) Short men.
6) Men with skin too fair.
7) Timid men.
8) Men who walk to fast.
9) Men who walk with their twinkle toes pointed inwards.
10) Men who position their hands like sissy gay men.
11) Men who are too apologetic.
12) Men who don't know the basic courtesies social mingling.
13) Mummy's boy.
14) Wallflowers.
15) Men who only know how to deal with their books but not with humans.
16) Men who wear the same shirts every week. As though they got no money to get some clothes.
17) Men who listen to mushy oldie ballads.
18) Men who are anal about cleanliness.
19) Men who like to repeat the same fucking question to you every time they see you.
20) Men who are not generous enough.
There are many more, but basically, the above list is 80% thecuntface guy sitting behind me.
On to another topic, you people who hang around in Friendster often would know that I have been posting some political orientated bulletins. And some broad with the nick "FUNK IN D HOUSE" [omg that's some CREATIVE name] posted in her shoutout, "DONT POST ANY POLITICAL ISSUES IN FS!! LET THE GOV DECIDE... OUR JOB IS TO STUDY.. HEHE.. U CAN SAY WHATEVER U WANT AFTER U GRADUATE .. BUT FOR NOW.. JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!"
As all of you know, I'm not the type to take this kinda shit from a fucktard and keep quiet about it. So, I posted this reply.
Title: Stop posting political issues in FS blablabla
I don't know which broad posted it as her [i'm assuming it's a broad because of the nickname] shoutout.
why not?
because you're too afraid to let other people to know the truth?
because you the world is a perfect place just because you don't see the rotten and worm infested parts of it?
if i don't post these things, should i drop my IQ to 2 and post stupid surveys?
let the govt decide, you say. ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING DONE BY THE GOVERNMENT ABOUT THIS OTHER THAN TO SPRAY PEACEFUL MARCHERS WITH CHEMICAL LACED WATER?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY THE GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN TO EMBARRASS OUR NATION ON INTERNATIONAL CHANNEL, AL JAZEERA?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY OUR GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN TRYING TO SHUT UP THE VOICES OF THE RAKYAT?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY OUR GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN HAVING SHOUTING COMPETITION IN THE PARLIAMENT AND ACTING LIKE MONKEY CUNTS?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY OUR GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN TO TAKE OUR PARENT'S TAX MONEY AND SQUANDER IT AWAY ON UNNECESSARY MEGA PROJECTS?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY OUR GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN WAVING KERIS AROUND AND SWEAR MALAY SUPREMACY OVER OTHER RACES WHEN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN "RACIAL HARMONY"?
Yes, my "DUTY" is to study. But do I want to be a katak bawah tempurung about what is happening in my country, and still call myself a mahasiswi ah?
Please la, do you really think going out there as a mere degree holder who is ignorant about the country's goings-on you're gonna be respected at all? you're gonna be treated like any form 5 students. In fact I think they'll get more respect than us because they start their life in the society earlier than us and they know how to deal with the world better than us, despite our same age.
If you'd like to stay in the Utopia the Malaysian govt would like you to believe that you're in, please go on and follow the trend of FS right now. Go ahead and post stupid survey and keep showing the world how much of a varsity student you are.
Mature. NOT.
And afterwards another bulletin...
Oh ya, and one more thing
Imma leave the bulletin for there for a couple of days for you to read it, and then you're out of my list of friends.
I don't think I have the energy to type another long reply.
Update: I removed the bulletin, because I realised I ain't gonna let that broad get to me on FS. Screw fucktards.
We are usually clustered with our own coursemates during the exams. And we sit according to our matric numbers. And this annoying little man always sits behind me. I am fucking pissed at him. It's like he has a permanent sore throat or something. He has to fucking clear his throat every 5 minutes or so.
It's not as if I study damn lot and am able to answer all of those questions, but the thing is, he is fucking distracting me thinking up things to goreng. And not to say I have pet peeves. I hate people clearing their throats for no apparent reason. One of my uncles [he's an asshole] always does that, and my sister does that too. It's fucking annoying.
It took me a lot of self-control to not turn around and twist his head off shouting "shut the fuck up already!" while the exam is going on.
It didn't help that I couldn't understand a single question from my favourite lecturer. The notes were given in English, but the questions were in Malay. And I answered whatever I could in English. The rest I left them blank. Screw it.
During one of the papers I came up with a list called, "Men I'll Never Date/Marry."
Here goes:
1) Fidgety men.
2) Panicky men.
3) Sissy men.
4) Clears throat too many fucking times.
5) Short men.
6) Men with skin too fair.
7) Timid men.
8) Men who walk to fast.
9) Men who walk with their twinkle toes pointed inwards.
10) Men who position their hands like sissy gay men.
11) Men who are too apologetic.
12) Men who don't know the basic courtesies social mingling.
13) Mummy's boy.
14) Wallflowers.
15) Men who only know how to deal with their books but not with humans.
16) Men who wear the same shirts every week. As though they got no money to get some clothes.
17) Men who listen to mushy oldie ballads.
18) Men who are anal about cleanliness.
19) Men who like to repeat the same fucking question to you every time they see you.
20) Men who are not generous enough.
There are many more, but basically, the above list is 80% the
On to another topic, you people who hang around in Friendster often would know that I have been posting some political orientated bulletins. And some broad with the nick "FUNK IN D HOUSE" [omg that's some CREATIVE name] posted in her shoutout, "DONT POST ANY POLITICAL ISSUES IN FS!! LET THE GOV DECIDE... OUR JOB IS TO STUDY.. HEHE..
As all of you know, I'm not the type to take this kinda shit from a fucktard and keep quiet about it. So, I posted this reply.
Title:
I don't know which broad posted it as her [i'm assuming it's a broad because of the nickname] shoutout.
why not?
because you're too afraid to let other people to know the truth?
because you the world is a perfect place just because you don't see the rotten and worm infested parts of it?
if i don't post these things, should i drop my IQ to 2 and post stupid surveys?
let the govt decide, you say. ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING DONE BY THE GOVERNMENT ABOUT THIS OTHER THAN TO SPRAY PEACEFUL MARCHERS WITH CHEMICAL LACED WATER?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY THE GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN TO EMBARRASS OUR NATION ON INTERNATIONAL CHANNEL, AL JAZEERA?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY OUR GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN TRYING TO SHUT UP THE VOICES OF THE RAKYAT?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY OUR GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN HAVING SHOUTING COMPETITION IN THE PARLIAMENT AND ACTING LIKE MONKEY CUNTS?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY OUR GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN TO TAKE OUR PARENT'S TAX MONEY AND SQUANDER IT AWAY ON UNNECESSARY MEGA PROJECTS?
ARE YOUR EYES SEEING ANYTHING ELSE DONE BY OUR GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN WAVING KERIS AROUND AND SWEAR MALAY SUPREMACY OVER OTHER RACES WHEN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN "RACIAL HARMONY"?
Yes, my "DUTY" is to study. But do I want to be a katak bawah tempurung about what is happening in my country, and still call myself a mahasiswi ah?
Please la, do you really think going out there as a mere degree holder who is ignorant about the country's goings-on you're gonna be respected at all? you're gonna be treated like any form 5 students. In fact I think they'll get more respect than us because they start their life in the society earlier than us and they know how to deal with the world better than us, despite our same age.
If you'd like to stay in the Utopia the Malaysian govt would like you to believe that you're in, please go on and follow the trend of FS right now. Go ahead and post stupid survey and keep showing the world how much of a varsity student you are.
Mature. NOT.
And afterwards another bulletin...
Oh ya, and one more thing
Imma leave the bulletin for there for a couple of days for you to read it, and then you're out of my list of friends.
I don't think I have the energy to type another long reply.
Update: I removed the bulletin, because I realised I ain't gonna let that broad get to me on FS. Screw fucktards.
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