A big thank you to all my friends who wished me Happy Birthday!!!!
Love you people to bits!!!
It's a very sien birthday, have to mug for exam, while trying to finish my report, and preparing for the camp.
But you guys made it all so insignificant with your wishes!!!
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
~~~
And I'd like to [once more] stress that, on 16th September, it is Hari Malaysia, the day that West and East Malaysia merged.
And since it's Hari Malaysia, I'd like to copy and paste here something about Malaysia. It's something poetic.
Title: Our Honourable Perdana Menteri by Malaysia Is Home
This is a story about Malaysian society
Where the different races supposedly live in harmony
In 2003, came along a Prime Minister by the name of Dato’ Seri Abdullah Badawi
Who led his party to a resounding election victory.
This is a PM whose promises are many
All his slogans are equally catchy
As a result, many people are taken in completely
By his humble and Mr. Clean personality.
First among his chief promises is to combat corruption immediately
That has everyone applauding loudly
But until today, all the major cases are still one big mystery
Lack of evidence or is he fooling us secretly?
Not long after, he introduced Islam Hadhari
Some complained there is only one version of Islam from the Almighty
Anyway, what is it all about, no one knows exactly
Except for some broad points outlined in theory.
Then, he said we need to cut our budget deficit quickly
Which started the dismantling of Tun M’s legacy
This caused us to hear about the crooked bridge flip flop story
With all the accusations, what is fiction and what is reality?
By his own admission, his son is extremely wealthy
Because he controls a listed company by the name of Scomi
Was once implicated in the shipment of banned components to a Middle Eastern country
But his son claimed ignorance and that’s the end of the story.
He also has a son-in-law by the name of Khairy
Not elected but is UMNO Youth’s deputy
Got entangled in the merged Avenue-ECM Libra entity
Which happened right under the nose of the PM-led Finance Ministry.
Then, we came across a foreign newspaper reporting factually
Of his adventure to see a yacht at a faraway place somewhere in Turkey
This is not true, he said insistently
But I don’t see the newspaper issuing any apology.
Next, came the jet on the itinerary
Bought or leased, he is lucky that Malaysians are not financially savvy
The jet is also for the Agong’s use, he said publicly
I wonder whether the Agong requested for one specifically?
Later, we read of his holidays in an Australian city
Staying in a mansion owned by someone whom an old man named as Patrick Badawi
We shouldn’t be so critical if he was only away temporarily
Except for the fact that there was a major flood in our own territory.
Then, we get the case of Proton disposing off a subsidiary
Not for a large amount but for a mere penny
Many think behind the deal something’s very fishy
Tun M’s pet project is certainly going awry.
Overall, crime rates are going up highly
Confidence in our police is at its lowest historically
But the IGP got his tenure extended easily
He must be thinking everything’s hunky-dory.
He has also been busy launching economic regions lately
Trying to attract foreign investments into the country
Sadly, some are saying that the northern development is benefiting a crony
While others argue the southern one will end up as LKY’s colony.
You see, I can go on and on about this indefinitely
Because it is easy and I do not need to create any of them individually
They are all plucked from the web where the stories about him is a plenty
From promoting judges unfairly to always being sleepy.
Actually, I am just an ordinary Malaysian who cares about her country
And I have to state that I am not against him or his policy
For I do not care who is the Perdana Menteri
As long as the person is capable and trustworthy.
And from others in answer to this poem,
by cksgary
Most of the time he looks moody
Maybe his brain is always empty
Actually the fact that he is sleepy
He do it anywhere no matter in speech or open ceremony
He Operates the country automatically
Know everything from the ministry
He likes to go oversea
Sometimes official sometimes curi-curi
His son-in-law call us monkey
Talk nonsense act like donkey
Hold high post in the party
But is he really that trustworthy?
Many complaints had done to their family
Making millions if not billions of money
Multi million projects such as PGCC
Is it the people or him who gets the beneficiary?
Everyday is just like history
Still dare to say got good economy
Robbery rape murder and bribery
So many things happen and it seems like no worry
All these while only your jokes make us happy
For example 5 years unpaid leaves for those maternity
The only thing you know is "tak tahu" only
I think you just act as a Pee Am wannabe
The people is the only true key
Cast each and every single precious vote wisely
Step down your own if you understand our misery
Don't put our future in your Islam Hadhari
by doggone
Wah pandai curi, lu saja rugi
Wah main bodoh, wah main sleepy
Dah makan banyak, mulut dah cuci
Akal rindu jenny, tangan main guli
Aiyah.. lu blogger , lu shiok sendiri
Lu naik darah, hati macham api
Tun selalu hentam saya dalam mimpi
Tengok dia. Operate lagi satu kali
GE saya akan menang tak kechuali
Lobster memang banyak dalam kuali
Tentu saya menang, lu orang frus lagi
Ooiii.. wah lah yang Perdana Menteri.
Ah.... My dear Malaysia...
Same day. Different leaders. Hehehehe...
Love you people to bits!!!
It's a very sien birthday, have to mug for exam, while trying to finish my report, and preparing for the camp.
But you guys made it all so insignificant with your wishes!!!
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
~~~
And I'd like to [once more] stress that, on 16th September, it is Hari Malaysia, the day that West and East Malaysia merged.
And since it's Hari Malaysia, I'd like to copy and paste here something about Malaysia. It's something poetic.
Title: Our Honourable Perdana Menteri by Malaysia Is Home
This is a story about Malaysian society
Where the different races supposedly live in harmony
In 2003, came along a Prime Minister by the name of Dato’ Seri Abdullah Badawi
Who led his party to a resounding election victory.
This is a PM whose promises are many
All his slogans are equally catchy
As a result, many people are taken in completely
By his humble and Mr. Clean personality.
First among his chief promises is to combat corruption immediately
That has everyone applauding loudly
But until today, all the major cases are still one big mystery
Lack of evidence or is he fooling us secretly?
Not long after, he introduced Islam Hadhari
Some complained there is only one version of Islam from the Almighty
Anyway, what is it all about, no one knows exactly
Except for some broad points outlined in theory.
Then, he said we need to cut our budget deficit quickly
Which started the dismantling of Tun M’s legacy
This caused us to hear about the crooked bridge flip flop story
With all the accusations, what is fiction and what is reality?
By his own admission, his son is extremely wealthy
Because he controls a listed company by the name of Scomi
Was once implicated in the shipment of banned components to a Middle Eastern country
But his son claimed ignorance and that’s the end of the story.
He also has a son-in-law by the name of Khairy
Not elected but is UMNO Youth’s deputy
Got entangled in the merged Avenue-ECM Libra entity
Which happened right under the nose of the PM-led Finance Ministry.
Then, we came across a foreign newspaper reporting factually
Of his adventure to see a yacht at a faraway place somewhere in Turkey
This is not true, he said insistently
But I don’t see the newspaper issuing any apology.
Next, came the jet on the itinerary
Bought or leased, he is lucky that Malaysians are not financially savvy
The jet is also for the Agong’s use, he said publicly
I wonder whether the Agong requested for one specifically?
Later, we read of his holidays in an Australian city
Staying in a mansion owned by someone whom an old man named as Patrick Badawi
We shouldn’t be so critical if he was only away temporarily
Except for the fact that there was a major flood in our own territory.
Then, we get the case of Proton disposing off a subsidiary
Not for a large amount but for a mere penny
Many think behind the deal something’s very fishy
Tun M’s pet project is certainly going awry.
Overall, crime rates are going up highly
Confidence in our police is at its lowest historically
But the IGP got his tenure extended easily
He must be thinking everything’s hunky-dory.
He has also been busy launching economic regions lately
Trying to attract foreign investments into the country
Sadly, some are saying that the northern development is benefiting a crony
While others argue the southern one will end up as LKY’s colony.
You see, I can go on and on about this indefinitely
Because it is easy and I do not need to create any of them individually
They are all plucked from the web where the stories about him is a plenty
From promoting judges unfairly to always being sleepy.
Actually, I am just an ordinary Malaysian who cares about her country
And I have to state that I am not against him or his policy
For I do not care who is the Perdana Menteri
As long as the person is capable and trustworthy.
And from others in answer to this poem,
by cksgary
Most of the time he looks moody
Maybe his brain is always empty
Actually the fact that he is sleepy
He do it anywhere no matter in speech or open ceremony
He Operates the country automatically
Know everything from the ministry
He likes to go oversea
Sometimes official sometimes curi-curi
His son-in-law call us monkey
Talk nonsense act like donkey
Hold high post in the party
But is he really that trustworthy?
Many complaints had done to their family
Making millions if not billions of money
Multi million projects such as PGCC
Is it the people or him who gets the beneficiary?
Everyday is just like history
Still dare to say got good economy
Robbery rape murder and bribery
So many things happen and it seems like no worry
All these while only your jokes make us happy
For example 5 years unpaid leaves for those maternity
The only thing you know is "tak tahu" only
I think you just act as a Pee Am wannabe
The people is the only true key
Cast each and every single precious vote wisely
Step down your own if you understand our misery
Don't put our future in your Islam Hadhari
by doggone
Wah pandai curi, lu saja rugi
Wah main bodoh, wah main sleepy
Dah makan banyak, mulut dah cuci
Akal rindu jenny, tangan main guli
Aiyah.. lu blogger , lu shiok sendiri
Lu naik darah, hati macham api
Tun selalu hentam saya dalam mimpi
Tengok dia. Operate lagi satu kali
GE saya akan menang tak kechuali
Lobster memang banyak dalam kuali
Tentu saya menang, lu orang frus lagi
Ooiii.. wah lah yang Perdana Menteri.
Ah.... My dear Malaysia...
Same day. Different leaders. Hehehehe...
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